Scary Cosmetic Surgeries and Body Modifications
Going under the knife usually refers to plastic surgery which is done to enhance a persons body in a physical manor. However as technology and human behavior evolve going under the knife has expanded its meaning to any surgery which is considered medically unnecessary for living a healthy life. Although these transformations will probably not get your phone rigging on the hook for potential mates they will have people wondering how and why a person have surgery on “THAT:”
Rib Resection
Simple stated a rib resection is removing one or more ribs for a multitude of reasons ranging from cracked ribs to increased flexibility of the body. Clinically speaking rib resection are performed to protect the organs beneath the rib cage from imminent puncturing or to use a graft for repairing another part of the body. Of course people have taken the medical field to lengths in the last decade and men have had rib resections done for pleasure purposes. Although this can still be consider rumor and highly controversial sources have confirmed men have gone through with the surgery. Taking a rib out of someone’s body is highly unusual for any purpose unless you are God creating Eve.
Knuckle Surgery
Ever think my knuckles are too big and unsightly I should have them reduced? Apparently this is a rare but simple procedure for mostly women with large, boney knuckles. Doctors use a file like piece to shave down the knuckles in order to feminize them and make them smaller. Frankly it sounds incredibly painful for a small imperfection. Women watch out, your man might try to smooth your knuckles so when you punch him it is painless.
Tongue Bifurcation
The desire to change one’s body into a reptile has been struggled over for years, thankfully not, but if you would like to have a snake like tongue, tongue bifurcation is the way to go. By using a laser doctors can split the tongue at the tip down towards the middle in order to make tongue with two points. The procedure is outpatient and relatively painless but the transformation will no never change. Even though the tongue is the fastest healing body part, using a laser permanently separates the strongest muscle in the world.
Mouth Enlargement
The term “big mouth” now has new meaning when anyone can change the size of their mouth! According to a medical research journal mouth enlargement is extremely rare but can be done. Essentially doctors slice the corners of the mouth(where the top and bottom lips meet) and extend the lip to make a persons mouth larger. There have been no known medical reasons for a mouth enlargement and it is an odd surgery. It is understandable to want everything biggest, breast augmentation, but a bigger mouth is completely on unnecessary and creepy.
Bifurcated Penis
A bifurcated penis, clinically called a penis sub-incision, is when doctors slit the urethra length wise splitting the penis in two on the underside of the shaft. Unlike the pervious body modifications penis sub-incision is highly painful and if done incorrectly can be infected easily leading to death. However under the proper care the procedure is safe and done for sexual satisfaction for both the man and the woman. Their are a couple hilarious downsides to the operation including problems with urination. Most men are required to sit while urinating after the procedure due to the spray like exiting of the urine.
Revirgination: Hymen Surgery.
As the title so amply explains hymen surgery or revirgination is the revirgining of a women. Although highly controversial and not covered by most insurances, revirgining happens all over the world, illegally and legally. The process of putting a blood like fluid “packet” into the womens vaginal wall is simple and performed on an outpatient basis. Couples can do it for several reason and it is not guaranteed to burst in the first sexual intercourse. Because the packet is completely foreign to the body many doctors will have follow up appointments to insure the “packet” broke and the woman’s vaginal area is healthy. The procedure can be very expensive at around $2,000 or as little as $100 in some countries. Either way women are ignoring laws and expense to have the procedure done.
