There is no doubt that when you randomly browse through videos on Youtube.com, you’re bound to find some pretty screwed up stuff. For the most part, the website provides entertainment you can watch at any time of the day, but a recent slew of rather unpleasant videos has spawned a whole new fad.
Now there are all sorts of fads on Youtube, from your standard lip sync videos to Rick Rolls, the site is jam packed with the Internet’s best memes. However one fast rising fad is one you might want to avoid while eating, or better yet, while doing anything!
This is the world of zit popping. No longer are zits, spots or pimples to be popped in the safety of your own bathroom, they are to be video taped and shown to the world! Now just like any popular topic, only the biggest and the best rise to the top, like this guy:
This faceless stranger doesn’t just have a zit on his back, he has another head growing there! Uploaded by Youtube user Initumpolo, this video sees this poor sap lying face first on a table as if he was waiting for the executioner. An unidentified woman takes what looks like a scalpel and slices the man across his zit, unleashing the floodgates of pus to pour from his wound. Now from here it’s only going to get worse. The unidentified woman then proceeds to squeeze the zit and like a jack in the box, a stream of puss flies into the air, promptly emptying the stomachs of everyone in attendance and watching around the world.
From here on out, it’s only going to get worse, just like this man found out when a lump started to appear on his wife’s lower earlobe:
Unlike the first video, this boyfriend and girlfriend duo doesn’t have a surgeon with a scalpel at hand to professionally deal with the situation. Instead they take the two must have Youtube pieces of equipment, a camera and a mirror. Again, unlike the first video, this zit is a whole different breed, it’s a slow bleeder. The pus slowly but surely oozes from the wound and seemingly ends on an anti climax as the huge zit has a tiny pop of pus jump from it. This anti climax should disturbingly leave you wanting more, at which point the female applies more pressure until it finally gives in, leaving both girlfriend, boyfriend and their mirror covered in a disgusting white puss.
Last, but not least, we have the stringy zit:
Now this fella is a complete different kettle of fish. Where the first two video’s saw huge lumps erupt in a white pus, this zit was seemingly non existent. The video starts with these two mysterious thumbs applying a ton of pressure to what looks like either someones back or leg. With curiosity you’ll continue to watch these thumbs tear into this poor defenseless piece of flesh. After around 30 seconds, a white line of puss will start to form. More pressure is added and a long white string of puss starts to emerge from this clump of flesh, like a submarine surfacing from the ocean.
Congrats to those who were able to keep their lunch inside their stomach, to those of you that couldn’t keep it down, lets hope you never wake up with a huge zit protruding from your skin! And if you do well film it upload the video and we will include it here if their is enough of a puss explosion to give these a run for thier money.